Preeti..
I've written somethingwhiIe waitingforyou.
ShaII I recite them?
Here you go then.
''By mingIingtogetherafew words, IthoughtmyseIf apoet.''
''Fromthe time started beating in herheart.''
Howis it? -It's okay.
TeII me, howmuch money do you need?
Rs. 80,the fare ofthe bus.
Rs. 20, I'II have some snacks.
The bus is here.
And Rs. 10fortwo cups oftea.
Give me Rs. 150. -Okay.
Forgetthe accounting, here's Rs. 300.
This is notright. Love and Ioan are two differentthings.
Loan? -IncIudingthese Rs. 300, I owe you Rs. 17000.
I praythe Seed music company Iikes my song.
Listen.. -Yes?
This is yourIast chance.
Ifyou don't succeed, getreadyto take overmyfather'stempo business.
God, pIease don'tIethim succeed.
He shouId handIe my father'stempos.
What did you say? I shouIdforgetyou?
Why did you Iove me ifyou didn'twantto commit?
I reaIIy Ioved you and you..
I shaII neverforgive you.
I hate you.
I hate you, Preet. I hate you.
I hate you.
Whatyou didwas notright.
I'II neverforgetthat you didthisto me.
You've shattered my dreams.
You sawthe resuIt of datingthrough Facebook?
This was boundto happen.
How can Ijustforgethim?
Myheart disagrees.
''Listen, girI, oh bird.''
''Listen, girI.''
''Listen, girI, oh bird.'' ''never take the path ofIove.''
''Listen, girI, never take the path ofIove.''
''NeverIistento yourheart andfaII in Iove.''
''ScoId yourheart, ifyou pIease!
''This heartmisguides crazy, poets,fooIsforever.''
''ScoId yourheart, ifyou pIease!''
''I've written aIetterto my Iife.'' ''I've made itmy girIfriend.''
''She has repIiedto me.'' ''She says she is crazy aboutme.''
''ScoId yourheart, ifyou pIease!''
''Listen, girI, oh bird.''
''Listen, girI, never take the path ofIove.''
''Listen, girI, oh bird.''
Whatyou do with me is notright.
I openthe office. I sweep and mop the floors.
You neverdo anything in yourIife.
Brother,why are you getting angry.
I'II go andfiIIthe water.
HeIIo. Hi.. -Yes?
We spoke overthe phone about songs..
Okay. -Oh yes.
Why are you standing? Have a seat. -Thank you.
Okay, so you have written some songs.
Listento the song. It's very nice.
''Where doesthe coIIege's GTroad Ieadto?''
''Where does itIeadto?'' -Justaminute.
To Ludhiana. To Amritsar. Andto Chandigarh.
Sir,we need songs, and notamap.
Such songs won't do any good.
Brother, pIease sing if you have any othersongs..
..oryou may Ieave.
I'II sing another song. ItwiII be ahit.
Mark mywords. ItwiII be ahit.
''How are you, Pooja? Whatwere you doing?''
WhywouId Pooja teIIing youwhat she was doing?
Perhaps she is doing something she can'tteIIyou about. -Yes.
Youwantherto check yourtemperature?
MyIord, my master, do you have anything eIse?
Just give me another chance. Listento this song.
Ithink this songwiII be ahit.Justhearme out.
''We pIough and sowwheat..'' -Justaminute.
Brother,then sow potatoes,then sow cauIiflower..
Andthen sow carrots.
Sir, sing a song, don't teach us howto do farming.
Sir,we have made superstars.
Look atthis.
Gippy GrewaI.. -We made him.
DaIjit Dosanjh.. -We made him.
Miss. Pooja.. -We made her.
Jazzy B.. -We.. He made us.
Brother,work aIittIe hard.A IittIe harder.
PIease Ieave. Goodbye.
It's okay, brother. You can joke aIIyouwant.
But one day,these same songs....
....wiII become the identity of Sharry Mann.
Fine.We wiII pray to God. PIease Ieave.
Let's go back to the viIIage, myfriend.
Nonu. -Yes?
There is no currentinthe boy.
HowwiIIthere be any current, brotherGanesh.
There is no powersuppIy inthe viIIages.
He wantedto be a star. Stars waIk with a differentattitude.
Sometimesthese fanstroubIe you aIot.
Oh yeah.
But one hasto pay a price forbeing a star.
Right? -Yes.
Sister,you have too manyfans here.
And you have aIot offans in Vancouver.
True.
Bythe way, brother Jazzy B had caIIed.
He was congratuIatingforthe show in Khanna. -Oh, I see.
Get down overhere, ma'am.
You'II getamini busfrom here forthe big bus depot.
We have to take this carto the workshop.
Bus depot? Whatare you saying, sister?
You can caII me brother-in-Iaw..
..butfrom whatangIe do I Iook Iike a sisterto you?
Whatare you doing overhere?
I'm requesting you, ma'am. PIease get down.
We are getting Iate.We have to take itto the workshop.
Learnto respecta star.
PeopIe Iike you yearnto cIick photographs with me.
UseIess man!
FooI! -Shutup! - Shutup! -GetIost!
Shutup! You are a fooI! You are useIess!
YouwiII not achieve anything in Iife.
Sister, isthis bus goingto Chandigarh?
No. It's going down a deep weII.Jointhem. Stupid.
Why do I have to face aIIthe fooIs?
Sister,teII me something. -Yes?
Did you sing aIIthe songs in it?
Yes. -On yourown?
Yes. -Why?
Whythe ''Why'', sir?
It's such abad song, and yourvoice too is so bad.
We have made stars..
Where are the stars? -Over here, Ganesh. -Give themto me.
Gippy GrewaI. -We made him.
DaIjit Dosanjh. -We made him as weII.
Miss. Pooja. -We made heras weII. -Sister!
They are Iying.
Jazzy B.. - BrotherGanesh, howmanytimes do I saythis?
He made us.We didn'tmake him.
Then do one thing, pair me up with DaIjit orGippy.
Then see howtheirIives change.
She has said such anice thing. -Thank you.
Do youthink thatI am crazy?
Eventhe fritterseIIer Kaka won'tpairup with you.
And youwantto team up with DaIjitand Gippy.
Sister, do you knowhowto cook?
Then go home and Iearn howto do that.
ItwiII be heIpfuIto you.
Singing is notyourcup oftea.
Sister.. -Sweetie, Iet's go from here.
They don'tknowyourvaIue.
Yes, sister Pooja. Let's go.
Theytoo wiII knowwhata precious gemthey have Iost.
Bye. Great managers, myfoot! FooIs!
Nonu. -Yes?
Whatkind of a crazy girIwas she? -She is afooI.
She was addressingthis chairas sister Pooja.
HeIIo, sister. - Hi.
How are you? -I'mfine. YouteII me.
CongratuIations. -To youtoo.
I heard youfixed Guddi's wedding.
Yes, Ifound a goodfamiIy.
YouteII me, did youfind anice matchforSweetie?
No, sister.
I keep worryingforher.
AIIthe girIs ofher age have gotmarried.
Iwonderwhen she wiII getmarried.
PIease don'tmind.
I'm standing outside a SikhtempIe.
The whoIe viIIage thinks that Sweetie has gone mad.
She taIksto herseIf.
I don'tknow. She usedto be fine.
She usedto sing in schooI.
She usedto aIways say, ''Mummy, one day IwiII..''
Whatis hername? ''I wiII become Miss. Pooja.''
She has her posters aII overthe house.
She keepstaIkingto herposters..
..everywaking hourofthe day. -Oh reaIIy?
Then I don'tknowwhenthis Pooja came out ofthe posters..
..and became a part ofherreaI Iife.
Now she can onIy see Pooja around her.
Wake up!
You aIways keep sIeeping.
Look overhere. Did you gargIe today?
Iforgot, sister!
Don'tmake me puIIyourears. -Sister.
ItoId youto rehearse inthe morning.
You didn't do thatas weII, right?
Oh, I haven't rehearsed since so many days.
That's whythatworthIess producersaid so manythingsto you.
But don'tyou think thathe overacted?
My singing is notthatbad.
To teIIyouthe truth,your singing is notthatbad.
Butyou need anice writerand a good music composer.
The one who wiIIwrite and compose great songsforyou.
Then youwiII ruIe this worId. -Yes.
Thank you. ButI am a singer.
Myjob isto sing.
It's notmy job to find a composerand a writer.
Listento me very carefuIIy.
You don'tneedto find anything.
You just getamanager foryourseIf.
He wiIIfind everyone foryou.
Yes. That's right.
Butwho can be a good manager?
The one who does his job honestIy?
Manager? From where do we find him?
Yes. Do one thing. Open yourfan page.
Fan page?
Sister
I have justtwo fans here.
Sweetie, don'tworry about there being onIytwo.
Think abouttheirdedication.
They have been foIIowing you since so Iong.
You know evenfamous stars yearnforsuchfans.
ReaIIy? -Come on, open theirprofiIes. -Okay.
So,the firstfan isfromJatpaIpura.
Oh damn. -CarefuI, brother. These are Iive wires.
Don'tworry. Yourbrotherwon't die before getting married.
Look,we wiII get him marriedtoday.
Status..
SingIe.
Andwhat does he do?
Damn you,who are you?
Whatare you doing against ourwaII?
I'm pIacingthe string ofIights, aunt.
I have abusiness of Iights andtenthouse.
There is aprogram of BijjuJabberatyourneighbours.
I'm sure you are goingthere. - Fora wedding attheirpIace?
Iwon't even attend a funeraI attheirpIace.
Get down.
Andthe second fan isfrom SadvakaIa.
Hey, his statustoo is.. -SingIe.
Jatinder, howmanytimes have ItoId you notto park yourscooterhere?
Ourmadam parks hercarhere.
It's okay.
This scooterdoesn't beIongto anyone eIse butmadam.
Andwhat does he do?
Ma'am,thistime try keeping these powercapsuIes.
PowercapsuIes? -Ma'am,justkeep it once.
Then youwiII see consumers Iining up..
I meanthe patients wiII Iine up.
Jatinder, I'm a psychiatrist.A shrink.
Ma'am,thenthis is what wiIIfix the mind.
What do youthink,whom to we shouId caII.
You don'tbe hurry.We'II think ofit, Okay?
Yes.
Stay awake!
YouruncIe wiII die of coId outside!
Stay awake!
Beware,yourdaughters wiII run away!
Stay awake!
I don'tknow aboutyourdaughters..
..butwitches mightjustwake up.
PIease don'tharm me. I'm apoorperson.
Boondi, it's me.
Sharry. -OnIy yourname is Sharry.
You act so dumb. Sharry.
Who made you a watchman?
You get scared atthe drop of ahat, oh great Shaktiman.
WhatwiIIyou do ifreaI bIack knickersthieves come?
Thatreminds me,youthrew a wet one onthe bedthis morning.
Don'task me whatI did inthe morning.
Yesterday,forthe firsttime..
..Mr. Ganeshfromthe music company.. -Yes?
..answered my phone onthe second ring. - ReaIIy?
Yes. -Then?
Then what?
Then I rushed.
Then? -Then I spoke to Mr. Nonu as weII.
Mr. Sonu?
Mr. Nonu. -Okay.
And Mr. Nonu said, ''Come to ouroffice.''
Then? -''Let's meet.''
Then,yourbrotherwent to Seed Company's office.
So what do they say?
Are they goingto reIease youraIbum?
TheywiII. Ithink they are nice peopIe. I don'tknowwhy peopIe..
Why shouIdwe bother? -True,why shouIdwe bother?
TeII me, did you have dinner?
I'm very hungry.
''I'm very hungry.''
Itwas yourturnto cook.
You run away during yourturns.
Hey.. -Yes?
What's in yourpocket?
Youwantto see? -Yes.
HoIdthis.
In my pocket.
I have this..
Knickers and socks.
Why are you roaming with knickers in yourpocket?
Iwashedthem inthe morning.
Iwas scaredthatyou mightwearthem.
Let's go, brother.
We have reached.
Tinda's daughtergot married Iastweek.
Yes. -Ithas been a week. They haven'treturnedthe cot.
Sharry, I don't sIeep onthe floortoday.
Today, Mr. BoondiwiII sIeep on the cotand youwiII keep down.
Boondi,you shouIdn'trush.
QuietIy Iie down where you usedto.
Great.
I keep you in my house. Ifeed you.
And you sIeep onthe cotand I sIeep down.
You are taking undue advantage ofyourfriend.
I am justjoking.
Can I everrefuse you?
Fromthe time myfamiIy has thrown me out ofthe house..
..you have been my onIy support.
Sharry, don'twaitforthe reIease ofyouraIbum.
Why don'tyou justjoin sister-in-Iaw's father's business?
He is weaIthy.
We'II make a decentIiving.
Anyway, brother,we are dying of starvation.
AppIause.
Stop.
Makhan Singh started his Iife from one tempo.
BIowthe horn.
Andtoday, no one hasthe number oftempos Makhan Singh has.
Eighttempos. BIowthe horn.
BaIdev Singh hastentempos.
Sit down quietIy.
Whattentempos.
Two ofthem are so oIdthatthey wiII rustbefore they start.
Two have tickets pending onthem.
One has broken cIutch pIates and one is on instaIIments.
Andfourdon'thave engines inthem.
OnIythe bodies are there.
You can't caIIthem bodies. They are dead bodies.
You cannot even bIowtheirhorns.
BIowthe horn.
Son,you are notworthy of this bag given by Makhan Singh.
The one who deservesthis bag is Phinda PancturewaIa.
AppIause. -Thank you.
Soniya.. -Yes.
Come on, Iet's honourhim.
Phinda, keep fixes punctures and making stitches.
AppIause.
Mybrothers,this bag distribution ceremony now ends.
BIowthe horn.
Keep them cIean. - HeIIo, uncIe.
HeIIo.
I'm Sharry. Preeti must have toId you aboutme.
Okay. -Yes.
Preeti spoke to me.
What do you do?
I am a singer.
Nowadays everybody sings.
TeII me,whatwork do you do?
I mean, uncIe, I'm a writer.
Youwrite? -Yes.
Soniya.. -Yes.
Make this boywrite the numberof ournewtempo.
BIowthe horn.
No, no, no, uncIe.
You are mistaken.
Iwrite poetry.
Then we wiII make him write apoem.
You make him write a newpoem on 3510tempo.
35 forthe flowers, 10forthe garIand.
The besttempos in town beIongto Makhan Singh!
BIowthe horn. -Ok.
Son, marriage is a very big responsibiIity.
ItbIows you away.
Iwanttwo such sons-in-Iawwho can handIe..
..the responsibiIity offourtempos each.
Both ofthem shouId keep the tempos shining.
Tempos shouId neverIack wateroroiI.
They shouId be onthe road aII day Iong.
Andtheirhorns shouId keep bIowing.
PeopIe shouId be there's onIy Makhan!
So, son, can you handIe this responsibiIity?
Yes, I can.
Soniya.. -Yes?
Give himthe rope.
Go and have around.
A round?
Sit down, son.
Okay.
Not onthe sofa. It's quite expensive.
Sit down, Iike me.
Poetry and driving a tempo are two differentthings.
BIowthe horn.
Yes, uncIe. Itoo was sayingthe same thing.
Thatwriting poetry and driving atempo are two differentthings.
Keep it down.
Cashewnuts are very expensive. Keep it down.
Have raisins, son.
Eatand bIowthe horn.
Son..
Poets shouIdn'thave aImonds and cashewnuts.
They increase choIesteroI.
Dear, don't sit down.
I've made the best sofaforyou.
Sit on it. -Okay, dad.
Son,teII me, howmuch money does one need..
..aftermarriage to Iead a decentmarried Iife?
UncIe,you shouId have a house cIose to SikhtempIe.
You shouId have a friend Iike Boondi.
Someone to Iove, Iike Preeti.
And ataIented boywho is readyto ruIe the worId.
This is nothow one can survive.
You keep quiet.
Dad.. -Yes?
Howmuch money isthis?
Dear,this is 60.. -60.
Andthis makes it Rs. 70 Iakhs onIy. - Rs. 70 Iakhs.
That's great, dad.
Yourdaughterneeds abig house and abeautifuI car..
..to Iead anice Iife, right?
Nowyou have spoken Iike my reaI daughter.
Preeti,you can keep the money.
Pick up the bag, go inside.. -Inside?
Keep the bag inthe safe with safety and bIowthe horn.
But dad.. -What dad? What'sthe probIem?
You can go home.
You can come back when you have Rs. 70 Iakhs.
I'II get Preeti married to you. BIowthe horn.
Rs. 70 Iakhs.
Rs. 70 Iakhs! Why did you have to agree to it?
We wouId've given it ifitwas Rs. 700-800.
From where wiIIyou get such abig amount?
I've dug my own grave.
Yes, man. -I don'tthink I can do this.
No, brother.Why do youthink so?
Don'tbe disheartened.We'II think of something.
Think. -Think.
Sharry, idea.
Atmidnight,we'II coverourfaces..
..and rob peopIe atthe back road ofthe viIIage.
Rob peopIe! First Iook atyourface!
As ifyou are PhuIan Devi's aunt's son.
Not even a dog goesthere atmidnight.
From where wiIIyoufind ahumanthere? -Oh man..
Let'sthink of something eIse.
Yes. Come on.
Sharry, one more idea. Come here.
We'IItake two cans offive Iitres each..
..and remove petroIfrom stationary vehicIes.
Why don'tyou open yourpetroI pump!
''We wiII remove petroI!''As ifthis is apetroIeum park.
HaIfthe vehicIes run on cyIinder.
''We wiII remove petroI!''
We'II have to think of something eIse.
Come on.
Sharry.. -Yes?
Come on.
Sharry. -Yes?
Thistime yourbrotherhas gota very good idea.
Let's kidnap someone. Kidnapping.
''Let's kidnap someone.''
You cannotpassthrough a sIeeping dog andtake his pup.
Youwantto kidnap aman!
Then notaman, Iet's kidnap a girI.
Let's kidnap Makhan's youngerdaughter.
We'II ask aransom of Rs. 70 Iakhs.
Andthen we wiII give the same money back to him.
No one wiII sufferaIoss and ourjob wiII be done as weII.
''This is amissionforIove.''
Sometimes you say amazing things, Boondi.
ButI have neverseen Makhan's youngerdaughter.
Leave thatto me.
You justteII me hername.
Sweetie.
Sweetie,you don't needto think aIot.
Here'sthe phone. -So?
CaII both ofthem.
Once you meetthem youwiII knowhow capabIe they are.
Yes. -Come on.
Listen,young men.
You cannotbuiId biceps by eating Body Grow.
Have my power capsuIes. It's effective.
Justaminute.
HeIIo? -This is Miss. Sweetie.
Who is jokingwiththis poorguy?
Do youthink Miss. Sweetie wiII caII me?
No, I am reaIIy Miss. Sweetie.
Miss. Sweetie?
What emergency doesthe moon have to need me on amoonIess night?
WeII, actuaIIy, Iwas Iookingforaboy..
..who can manage mywork.
You give me the responsibiIity of aIIthe management, Miss. Sweetie.
And I'IItake onthe responsibiIity ofmarriage on my own.
Then I'IItake youto the stage ofmarriage on my own.
With aIIthe decorative Iights.
Letme just come there.
''What's up?!''
''MyIife wiII get settIed.''
''My dream girI is waitingforme.''
''Come on!''
''MyIife wiII get settIed.''
''My dream girI is waitingforme.''
''Nowmyfriends, Iwon'tbe abIe to sIeep untiI I meether.''
''NowIwiII hitthe brakes onIy atherpIace.''
''Jatt's jack..''
''Ithink thisJatt's jack wiII getfixed atthe rightpIace.''
''I'II have a vehicIe with me.''
''And abeautifuI damseItoo.''
''I'II have a vehicIe with me.''
''And abeautifuI damseItoo.''
''I've Ieftmy hutbehind, now I'II have abig bungaIow.''
''Nowthe arrowwiII hitthe target.''
''Jatt's jack..''
''Ithink thisJatt's jack wiII getfixed atthe rightpIace.''
''Ijust gotIucky.''
''I gotpromoted in Iove.''
''Yes, of course.''
''Ijust gotIucky.''
''I gotpromoted in Iove.''
''Myfriends, now ourtwo hearts are aIso beatas one.''
''The pigeon has spottedthe grain.''
''Jatt's jack..''
''Ithink thisJatt's jack wiII getfixed atthe rightpIace.''
Damn you!
YouwiII nevertake me anywhere ontime.
Again SNAFU! Damn you!
You shouId supportme when I'm visiting a girI.
Oh my..
Sweetie..
I'II seek aIift. Hey..
Brother, mytempo broke down. Can you pIease give me aIift?
Are you goingto meeta girI? -Yes.
Hop on. -Sure.
Yes. HoIdthis as weII.
Set? - BeautifuI ride.
Isthis yourfirsttime romance?
No, it'sthe secondtime. -Secondtime?
When didthe first one take pIace? -In schooI.
14 years ago. In primary schooI.
14 years ago. -Yes.
'This was a girI in my cIass.Jassi.'
'Justimagine. She was flawIess.An angeI.'
'By sixth grade I decidedto turnthe pages ofmy heart.'
Butwhere there are angeIsthere are boundto be some monsters.
Jatinder,this monstergrabbed the opportunitybefore I couId.
Then Itoo didn'ttake Iong..
I bashed him bIack and bIue.
ScoundreI, I bashed him up 14 years back,why is ithurting you?
I amthatJatinder, my dear.
IwouId've bashed you up today..
..ifIwasn't going to meet Sweetie.
Aftermessingwith me you are goingto meet Sweetie.
Yes. -Come on,firstIet'sthis score.
''Putyourhands up!''
Fighting,thattoo in Rabrakha's area?
No,we wee justpractising.
You shouId knowthat inspector Rabrakhahatesfighting.
We weren'tfighting, brother. -Yes.
We are athIetes. -Yes.
We were stretching before running. -Come on.
Have aIook. -AthIete.
IfyoufeeIthis is wrongthen we wiII apoIogise to Inspector Rabrakha.
Right? - Fine.
ScoundreIs, atIeast give my introduction.
FooIs, he is Rabrakha. -Okay.
HeIIo.
Boys,you remind me ofmy coIIege days.
Itoo usedto be an athIete.
That's great.
Inspector, note the time on yourwatch. -Why?
I'IItouchthatwaII and return inthree minutes.
And I'IItouchthatand return intwo and ahaIfminute.
Boys, bets aren't pIaced by Iooking atthe watch.
Bets are made with peopIe.
I'IItouchthatboard and return intwo minutes. -Okay.
Let's see who is stronger. -Okay.
One,two,three.
''Youwon andthe others Iost. Youwon..''
Come on, sir. Hop on.
Youwon. -Oh reaIIy? I am a champion.
Let's go.
Sister,we have come here butif anyone recognises us..
..then a crowdwiII gatheroverhere.
Look,thatboywiththe tray has recognised us.
Oh my God. He is coming overhere.
Quiet. Don'tbe scared.
Eitherhe'II ask foran autograph oron his phone aphotograph.
Give itto him and make him Ieave.
You have been here since45 minutes.
TeII me ifyouwantto eat something oreIse vacate the tabIe.
Unmannered boy.
Fine. Go and get two coffeesforus.
Forus?
Yes. Forus.
What does he think ofhimseIf.
'Ithink she is crazy.'
Sister, he didn'treaIise.
Look,yourfans are here.
Miss. Sweetie.
Foryou. -Thank you. HeIIo.
Oh God. - Hi, Miss. Sweetie.
Hi. -It's apIeasure to meetyou. -Thank you.
Miss. Sweetie, I'mJatinder.
God, I cannotbeIieve that I'm sitting before you.
Oh, pIease. -Miss. Sweetie, I'm Virender.
I am sure thatI am sitting before you.
SoftIy.
Ifthese peopIe find out thatI'm Miss. Sweetie..
..then itwiII be difficuIt forusto sithere.
You are right. -Yes.
He is afooI.
TeII me,where aII shouId I book yourprogramsfor?
Hey, she doesn'twantto erecttents. - ReaIIy?
Miss. Sweetie.. -Yes?
TeII me,forwhich pIaces shouId I book the flight?
Both ofyou are good.
He too?
We need just one. -Yes.
Yes, butIwantjust one manager.
Me. -Me.
Okay, Iet's do one thing. Give me a day.
I'II Ietyou knowtomorrow.
One day? -Yes.
There are 26 hours in a day.
Hey, 25 hours.
24 hours. -Yes. 24. - No matterhowmany.
24 hours. -Yes, 24 hours.
24 hours is a very Iong time. PIease teII us quickIy.
No, it's okay.We'II waitforan hourortwo.
You shouIdthink over itand Ietus know.
One ortwo hours?
Miss. Sweetie, butpIease think aboutme before deciding.
I'm smarter. - Letitbe.
Miss. Sweetie.. -Yes?
Forgetabouthim. I'm yourfan fromthe bottom ofmy heart.
Fromthe bottom ofmy heart.
Howfunny!
Yes? -Sweetie,they both seem to be bigfans ofyours.
Ifyou say yesto one the other one wiII getaheartattack.
Do one thing,write on a piece ofpaperandteIIthem.
And ask themto waituntiItomorrow.
Yes.
Yes. -My dear fans. -Yes.
Let's do one thing. -Yes.
Tomorrowwe wiII meet atthe Mango Orchard.
Okay. -We..
AII ofus. -Oh.
And IwiII have a pink sIip in my hand.
Andwhose name is written on it.. -Mine..
He wiIIfoIIowme. - He wiII.
Andwhose name is not on it.. - His.
Yes. - He wiII go home.
That's absoIuteIyfine. -It's right. -Sure.
How do I operate this?
Where is it? Here.
WonderfuI!
There are so many Sweeties in Punjab!
Butwhich one ofthem is sister-in-Iaw's sister?
Letme check.
No, no, no.
Notthis one. Notthis one either.
It cannotbe her.
This one? No. She Iooks iII.
Sister-in-Iaw's sister..
Where is she?
Yes!
Sorry.
Yes! Yes!
Thank you, God.
If Preeti's sister hadn'tputup herphoto..
..then IwouId've been introubIe.
Letme check what's written.
Tomorrow at 11:00am I'm goingto mango orchard inAnandpur, KaIoI..
..to make an important decision ofmy Iife.
I swear, Miss. Sweetie.
This is an important decision ofmy Iife as weII.
Okay. So see youtomorrow at 11:00am, atmango orchard.
There he comes. Come on.
So you are here.
It's no use ofyou coming here.
Onthe chit, Miss. Sweetie musthave written..
YoureIderbrother's name.
Miss. Sweetie wiIIwrite yourname?
You put on decorative Iight at otherpeopIe's weddings.
Why don'tyou putabuIb in yourbrains as weII?
There wiII be some brightnessthere as weII.
Listento me,the seIIerof mascuIine powerpiIIs seIIer.
You cannot getrid ofyourown weakness.
Hey..
You are taIking as ifyour fatherownsthe royaI cIinic.
Hammerhead.
Miss. Sweetie has stiII not come.
There she is. Miss. Sweetie. -Stop righthere, brother. Stop.
We are here.
Here you go. -Sweetie,you don't pay him. I'II pay him.
No, sister. You had given Rs. 10,000forthe Iimo.
Yes. -I'II pay him Rs. 10. Nowwe are quits.
FooIish girI.
Listen, do you have the chit?
Okay.
Look, howweII have they dressed up.
As ifthey are nothere to manage, butforamarriage.
HeIIo. - HeIIo, Miss. Sweetie. - HeIIo, Miss. Sweetie.
I knowI have thousands offans.
Butboth ofyou are my mostbeIovedfans.
I've made this decision with aheavy heart.
Hurry up.
Stop, girI.
There is amessage from Godforyou.
One canfind onIytwo kinds ofpeopIe in isoIated pIaces.
Paupers ordruggies.
I don'tthink you guys are pauper. - No.
GirI, I don'tthink you are a druggie.
No, sage.
I came here to make a very important decision ofmy Iife.
My chiId, ifyouwantto make an important decision..
..thenthe pIace shouId be apious one.
Come with me, stand before God and decide.
Ithink he is right.
Okay, sage. You go ahead.We wiIIfoIIowyou.
No, my chiId. No.
Itwon'tbe rightforyouto waIk, when I am here. - No.
Sit on my Luna.
Sage, shaII Itake mytempo?
Sage, shaII I getmy scooter?
No, human vehicIes are notaIIowed.
This is an importantfact, onIy my vehicIe can go there.
Sit down.
Sage, pIease shiftaIittIe ahead.
Why, dear? Do you wantto keep atrunk?
No, pIease just shiftaIittIe ahead.
Be comfortabIe and sit.
Thank you.
Sage,youwiII come back?
Of course, IwiII, son. First give itapush.
Come on, Iet's push it. - Push it. Push it. Push it. -
He wiII come back. - Here goes sage's Luna.
PIease come back soon, sage.
Don'tbe Iate, sage.
God.
Preeti.. -Yes, sister?
You know.. -TeII me.
I have a showtoday at Pari De KotIe.
ReaIIy? Who aII are comingthere?
Bibi BiIIo, Pura KhediwaIa.. - ReaIIy?
..and Mr. Patanga are coming.
Iwish I couId be there.
But sister.. -Yes?
HowwiIIyou return?
We don'thave ourIimousine with us. - Limousine?
It's okay. I'IItake the 7:30pm mini bus. -Okay.
Sage.. -Yes, dear?
PIease stop foramoment.
Justaminute. Stop. Stop. Stop. -Yes.
Let sisterget down then we can go ahead.
Ithink she wiII make me go crazy. - Have a good show, okay?
Fine. -Okay. - Bye. - Bye.
See you.
Ithink she is crazy.
Sage.. -Yes, dear?
You can sit comfortabIy now.
What? -You can sit comfortabIy now.
Did you getrid ofthe trunk, dear?
Let's go, dear.
Sage!
Okay, sage.
Dear.. -Yes?
HeIp me putit on stand. -Okay.
Liftit. Done.
Sage,who stays overhere?
Dear,two revered sages, sage Boondi and sage Sharry stay here.
ReaIIy? -Come with me. FoIIowme.
''AImighty's right.AImighty's right.AImighty's right.''
PIease come overhere. -Okay.
Dear.. -Yes?
CIose youreyes and bring yourhandsforward.
Whatis it? Why did youtie my hands?
Sorry, sister. I've kidnapped you.
You've kidnapped me? -Yes.
Me? You matchstick!
You don'thave the strength to Iiftthe scooter.
And you have kidnapped me. -Yes.
Untie my hands. - No.
Untie them! Even yourfather wiII untie them! Untie them!
Untie my hands!
HeIp! This sage has kidnapped me!
Boondi.
Why are youwaIking Iike this? -Openthe door!
It's nothing. She is strong. - ReaIIy?
Did she troubIe you?
No. - Did she agree to come with you?
Yes, she did.
Now do one thing,take herback.
Have you Iostyourmind?
ScoundreI,we'II be beaten bIack and bIue ifpoIice finds out.
CouIdn'tyou have thoughtaboutthat sooner?
I broughtherhere with great difficuIty.
Iwon't go back.
Give me the keys. I'II drop itback. -What?
Mithu's scrap deaIer's Luna.What eIse?
Don'tworry aboutMithu's scrap deaIer's Luna.
Come here. HoIdthis phone and caII up yourfather-in-Iaw.
TeII himthatwe have kidnapped Sweetie.
Yes.
Soniya, Rita once again Iiedto someone..
..and saidthatI am Makhan Tempo waIa's daughter.
Butyou knowthat my dad has AC buses.
These girIs IteIIyou. Ijust don'tunderstand.
Why are they so jeaIous?
Listen, Iwantedto teIIyouthat my Mercedes is inthe workshop.
I'II have to come on abike.
Justaminute. Dad's phone's ringing.
I'II see you soon, okay?
HeIIo? -Who are you?
Sweetie here.Who isthis? -What?!
I said I am Sweetie? Who are you?
I had caIIed on Makhan Singh's number.
Yes, I am Makhan TempowaIa's youngerdaughterSweetie.
Who are you? TeII me atIeastnow.
Oh damn!
Boondi! -Yes?
Damn you, Sweetie is in herhouse.
You have kidnappedthe wrong girI. -What?!
I'II sIap you! Openthe door!
I'II ruin yourIife! Openthe door!
Openthe door!
Virender, do you rememberonce someone..
..hadwritten 'I Iove you, Jassi' onthe bIackboard?
Andwe both gotpunishedforit.
Jatinder,forgetaboutJassi andthink about Sweetie.
Sage hasn't come back. It's been so Iong.
Sweetie sat onthe Luna sideways.
I hope she didn'tfaII offit.
Letme caII her.
Yes, caII up Sweetie.
WhataIarm isthat?
Boondi, it's herphone!
Herphone. Go and answerit.
Pick itup.
Who is Virender?
HeIIo?
Sage.. -Sage..
Sage,you didn't come back.
Suchthingstake time, son.
It's been an hoursince youtook Sweetie with you.
Ifitis goingto take Iongerthen..
..there is a chitin herhand.
PIease justread andteII me whose name is written on it.
He wiII read it?
Hey, ifhe knewhowto readthen he wouId've cIearedthe eighth grade.
Listen up, quickIy bring back Sweetie aIongwiththe chit.
Yes. -Otherwise I'IIteach you aIesson.
Hey, Iistento me very carefuIIy, son.
Do youthink we sages are weakIings?
Sages keep apistoI in ahoIster and a stick ontheirshouIders handy.
Getthis straight.
Sweetie has been kidnapped.
Kidnapped! - Kidnapped!
And ifyouwantto see heraIive..
..then get Rs. 70 Iakhs.
Kidnapped!
And you cantake Sweetie.
Take her. Take her.
Done.
WeII done, brother. You act so weII.
It's aIIthinksto my master.
Hey? Which master?
When Iwas smaII.. -Yes?
I usedto run awayfrom home.. -Yes?
Andwatch Guggu GiII and Yograj's movies on Rintu's VCR.
Good.
Looking atyourchestIfeeI Iike considering you my enemy.
No. - ButIooking atyourna'i've youth..
No.. -IfeeI pity on you.
My dear..
No, Sharry. Let go ofmy neck. Spare me.
Hey..
Sorry, Boondi. -You..
I gotinto the character.
Sage. Kidnap. Miss. Sweetie.
From where do we get Rs. 70 Iakhs?
What shouIdwe do?
Jatinder,we cannot even manage to get Rs. 7 Iakhstogether..
..from where wiII get Rs. 70 Iakhsforhim?
Let'staIk and negotiate. Perhaps he mightreduce.
Yes?
CaII him up.
Make himtaIk to me.
You scoundreI, openthe door!
Boondi..
..we won'tbe getting Rs. 70 Iakhs. -True.
I amthinking..
WhatifpoIice arrests you?
YouwiII supportyour brother,won'tyou?
Yes, of course. IwiII supportyou.
TeII me something..
Isthere cabIe teIevision in prison? -Why?
Iwas wondering you..
Won'tyou getbored in prison withoutme?
Shutup! Stop scaring me.
Brother, Rs. 70 Iakhs is a very big amount. -A very big amount.
We poorpeopIe won'tbe abIe to manage it. -We cannot.
PIease be reasonabIe.
It's notas ifI bring it downto Rs. 65 Iakhsthen youwiII getit.
You cannot even bring Rs. 65,000.
You are right, brother.
We two can onIy manage to get Rs.45,000.
Rs.45,000?
Ithink they are Romeos.
Listento me. -Yes, brother?
IwiII give you a soIution. -TeII me.
Listento me very carefuIIy.
They mightforget.Ask themto write it down.
Do one thing,write it down.
Write it. Take out apen and abook.
Yes?
Makhan Singh TempowaIa.
ViIIage RangeeIpur, Khur.
RangeeIpur..yes.
GirI's name is Sweetie.
Sweetie. -Itis Sweetie?
Listen.. -Yes?
Don't getthe eIder daughterby mistake.
She knowsJudo and Karate.
You have to kidnap his youngerdaughter.
We wiII kidnap the youngerone.
Younger.. -We won't even Iook atthe eIderone. -Okay.
We'II kidnap her, brother. Yourjob wiII be done.
We've picked up many girIs. -Many.
This isthe firsttime we have to kidnap a girI. -True.
This is whatI don'tunderstand.
We don'tpossessthe character ofkidnappers.
Do one thing.
Henceforth,forget thatyou are Virender..
..who puts on decorative Iights atweddings.
You are criminaIJaggaJamaIpuria..
..who escapedfrom Naabaprison!
And youtoo forget,that you areJatinderSingh..
..who seIIs Viagra on his scooter. -Okay.
You are afamous kiIIer.. -Yes.
JaiIa Pradhan. -Okay.
Fromtoday, aIong withJaggaJamaIpuria..
..you are stepping into the worId ofkidnapping. -Yes.
Step in.
Jagga, before we take a step ahead..
..why don'twe do arehearsaI?
You mean we shouIdfirst do atriaI kidnapping of aman?
Yes, I mean..
Forgetaman, Iet's kidnap a girI.
ItwiII be a good rehearsaI.What say?
''As my buIIet cruisesthrough..''
''How often I see amirage ofyou.''
''Look, I'm racing ahead!''
''MyIove istrue, dear!''
''This is amissionforIove, dear!''
''MyIove istrue, dear!''
''This is amissionforIove, dear!''
''This is amissionforIove.''
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.''
''This is amissionforIove.''
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.''
''This is amissionforIove.'' -Stop. Stop. Stop.
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.''
''This is amissionforIove.''
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.'' -Come on, Iet's go.
Ready? -Yes.
Where isthe girI?
Excuse me.
Why do IfeeI as ifyou two are foIIowing me?
No. - Don't say anything eIse. You are no Katrina Kaif.
Oh reaIIy?
GirIs, give them my introduction.
TeIIthem who my dad is.
He is a very renowned industriaIist of Punjab.
Oh. - He has 8 AC buses onthe road.
Eight?! - Yes. -Gotit?
AndteII us who are you?
We? -TeII her.
We bring aII partiesto Iife.
JaggaJamaIpuria. -Yes.
JaiIi Pradhan.
We bring partiesto Iife. -Yes.
Oh, very good. Then do the honours.
Entertain aII ofus.
Forfree? TeIIthem.
Don'tworry. The partyis on me.
I'II paythe biII. Enjoy.
''JingIing yourankIets,you pass by me, setting me onfire.''
''YouwearMAC makeup,wink at me, andtake itanotch higher.''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''Mess!''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''Mess!''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''Mess!''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''You are bad,you invited me..''
''You invited me..''
''Itoo am aIittIe high.''
''A IittIe high..''
''You are bad,you invited me, Itoo am aIittIe high.''
''Why nottake some time, I thought? ButI saidto heIIwith it!''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''Mess!''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''Mess!''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''Mess!''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''FirstI had neat..''
''I had neat..''
''Standing nextto the DJ.''
''Nextto the DJ..''
''FirstI had neat, standing nextto the DJ.''
''I asked himto pIay Yo Yo's song and dancedwith a chick.''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''Mess!''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''Mess!''
''I am boundto make amess!''
''Mess!''
''I am boundto make amess!''
Good Iuck, boys.
Stop drinking. Have you seenthe biII?
My scooter!
It's okay. Brace yourseIf,JaiIi.
You shouIdn'tbe disheartened.
Nothing eIse matters, but it cannot survive withoutme.
I can understand.
Butwhat can we do now? -Give me the keys.
Jagga,we are notorious goons. - No.
Can'twe hitthem?
Shutup.We won't even be abIe to waIk.
QuietIy give himthe keys.
IwiII.. -Give it.
Let's go.
My scooter. - Let's go now.
Take care ofit. - Let go ofit.
Sister,what do you think? Who are these guys?
Sweetie,you are so na'i've.
There can be onIytwo peopIe behindthis.
EitherMiss.Jyotifrom Moga.
OrMiss. MaIafrom Phagwara.
They are jeaIous ofyou.
Oh yes,you are right.
They are jeaIousfromthe time I gotthat show.
It's ego that doesn't Ietthem become stars.
Okay, swearby me thatyou wiII neveractIike this.
I swearby you.
Sister,thatreminds me.. They didn't give us anythingto eat!
Yes, of course. I'II order Tandoori chickenforyou.
ReaIIy? -You are kidnapped.
You are notperforming ata show..
..thattheywiII offeryou meaIs.
Yes.
WonderfuI. You have made aIIthe preparations.
Here you go.
Give itto me, brother. -Two flatbreadsforyou andtwo forme.
I'm starving.
Hey.. -Yes?
Did she eat?
Brother, I gotjustfourflatbreads fromthe SikhtempIe.
QuietIy eatthem.
Here's yourflatbread.
Go and give itto her. -To whom?
The one who is sitting inside.
Iwon't go inside, brother. She is very hyper.
Do you knowhowhard she kicks?
Then who eIse did you expect,for herto pIaythe flute foryou?
BIoody meIodramatic guy.
HeIIo.
I had brought dinnerforyou.
WeII,we had decidedto make tea..
..butit's difficuItto getmiIk atthis hour.
These two buffaIos beIong to the neighbours.
They miIk them and thentie them here.
I don't eatfood cooked at dacoits' house.
This house beIongsto dacoits..
.butthisfood has come fromthe SikhtempIe.
The food has come from the SikhtempIe.
BuffaIos beIongto the neighbours.
WhatbeIongsto you?
OnIythe buffaIos beIong to the neighbours.
The naiIs, hooks, utensiIs, dung cakes,the wired cot..
Andthatbig eared dog overthere..
They aII beIongto us.
We have arranged itforyou.
TeII me, do youwantto eat? - No.
Anyway,we stars cannot eatIike ordinary peopIe.
I eat onIy cornflakes atnight.
What cake? Of course, I'II getanythingforyou!
Are you atyouraunt's pIace in Naaba!
This is aIIwe have. Eatifyouwantto.
Anywaywe have Iessflatbreads.
ReaIIy?
Firstuntie my hands.
No, brother. Don'tuntie herhands. She'II sIap you.
Shutup. Untie them.
Ma'am, Iwon'tuntie your hands. Open yourmouth.
No.
Eat. You shouId eatatthis hour.
YoufeeI hungry. Even I amfeeIing hungry.
I'm nothungry. - ReaIIy?
Fine.As youwish.
I ask twice, if someone refusesthen I have it.
Listen..
Yes?
TeII me.
Feed me.
You shouId have eaten it sooner.
ChiIIi.
I knewyouwantedto eat chiIIi, hence I had keptitready.
Onions.
Youwantto eat onions as weII?
It'stime to ceIebrate.
Makhan wiII bIowthe horn.
Preeti, open yourmouth.
Don't eataII ofit.
These sweets are expensive.
Nowmy sweet Sweetie wiII have some sweets.
Whatis it, dad? You Iook very happy.
Have you gotanewtempo?
Not one but 10tempos.
BIowthe horn. - 10tempos?
Yes. -Tempo union's BaIdev wants youto marry his son.
It'stime to ceIebrate. Makhan wiII bIowthe horn.
Wow. ReaIIy, dad?
ItwiII be so muchfun, right?
Don't say anything.
Dad, I don'twantto getmarried.
Dear, BaIdev joined his hands and askedforyourhandforhis son.
It's arichfamiIy andthey have ahuge business.
IwiII give himfourtempos.
He aIready hastentempos.
PeopIe wiII getjeaIous whenthey wiII Iook atyour 14 tempos.
But dad.. - No ''if orbut dad''..
The boy is goingto come to see youtomorrow.
Nowyou justwaitandwatch.
This is myfinaI decision.
It'stime to ceIebrate. - BaIdev TempowaIa's son.
Makhan wiII bIowthe horn.
Whatisthe probIem, Sweetie? Everything is aIright.
Whatis aIright, sister?
You knowI have Iiedto aII myfriends..
..thatmyfatheris abig businessman.
It's notaIie. He is abusinessman.
Sister,you caIIthistempo driving abusiness?
And you neverknowwiththose guys.
Whatifthey come intempos forthe wedding?
AII myfriends wiII Iaugh atme.
Okay. So what do youwantto do now?
IjustknowthatI don'twant to marry into thatfamiIy.
Don'tworry.
I'II handIe itwhenthe boy comes to meetyoutomorrowmorning.
ReaIIy?
Thank you, sister.
How are you,JaiIi Pradhan? You Iook stiff.
You aren't goingforafuneraI.
To heIIwith yourJaiIi Pradhan.
You made me Iose my scooter!
Stay inthe character,you chicken.
Are you doingthisforme? You are doing itforSweetie.
Ifitis so then you can Ieave. I'II do the kidnapping aIone.
Kidnapping.
I gotthe scooterserviced justIastweek.
The Disco guywiII ruin it.
Bhajan Mistry had toId me notto go over50.
Brother,we have reached Makhan TempowaIa's house.
Pay me so thatI can Ieave. -Okay.
TeII me something..
..owmuch wiIIyou charge forthree passengers?
Brother,where wiIIyou make the third passengersit?
There is no pIace inthe rickshaw.
It's okay.We wiII pIace itinthe back.
Brother, are we taIking about apassengerorabag?
Itis apassengerwho wiII be in a sack.
Okay. So they have come to see Sweetie.
IwiIIteachthem aIesson.
Yes?
HeIIo.
Hi. - HeIIo.
Forgetthe greetings and teII me whatyouwant.
We wantedto meet Sweetie. -I am Sweetie.
TeII me,whatis it?
''This is amissionforIove.''
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.''
''This is amissionforIove.''
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.''
''This is amissionforIove.''
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.''
What eIse didthey take aIongwiththe tempo?
They have ruined us.
They have bIown our horn in such a way. -Okay.
Theytook a can oftwo Iitres,four meters ofrope, apiece of cIoth.
Inspector, Ithink they even took my eIderdaughterwiththem.
Sir,that'stwo crimes. This Iooks Iike akidnapping case.
Inspector Rabrakha knows everything.
I'm regretfuIthat such a big incidenttook pIace in my area.
Butyou don'tworry. -Okay.
A criminaI cannot escape Inspector RabrakhaforIong.
OnIytwo days. YouwiII getyourthings back.
You justteII me howto identifythem.
It's easy. Everyone knows thatthe numberis 3510.
Isthatyourdaughter's mobiIe number? -No..
.. mytempo's. BIowthe horn.
We are asking you aboutyourdaughter..
..and you keep teIIing us aboutthe tempo.
What shouIdn'tIteIIyou, sir?
My daughteris someone who wiII soon beIongto someone eIse.
Thistempo is something thatbeIongsto me.
That's great, inspector.
Itis strong Iike you. Ithas anice figure.
BIowthe horn.
Mr. Makhan, Ithink two days won'tbe enough.
ItwiII atIeast take 10-12to find it.
Forget 10-12 days, itis possibIe that..
..he'II receive a caII inthe next 10 minutes.
Rabrakhaknows everything.
Listento me, girI.
You knowhowmany crimes I have committed?
I've kiIIedtwo peopIe fromthe truck union.
I've usurped 60 acres ofIand in PatraMandi.
I buriedfive peopIe there.
Iwas captured inAmritsar with one kiIo of opium.
Andwith a sack fuII ofweed Kabano Mandi.
I've escaped prisonfive times.
Andthe shootingthattook pIace inthe city yesterday..
Iwasthe one who was behind it.
Youwere behind it? We were behind it. -Yes.
We were behind it.
Are you kidnapping forthe firsttime? -Yes.
So what?
We wantto expand into this business as weII.
EnoughtaIking.
QuietIy give us Rs. 70 Iakhs. -Come on. Give it.
Rs. 70 Iakhs? -Yes.
I shouId give itto you? -Yes.
PIease don'tbe angry, brother.
Butyou don'tknow anything aboutthis business.
Afterkidnapping you shouId ask forthe moneyfromthe father.
Fromthe father?
Okay. - Do you have his number?
No. - Note it down.
Honk!
This isJaiIi Pradhan.
Iwon'tattend anyfake Ieader's caII atthe moment.
I am expecting an important caII.
BIowthe horn.
We have kidnapped yourdaughter.
So you are the ones who took mytempo!
QuietIy give us Rs. 70 Iakhs otherwise we wiII kiIIyourdaughter.
What did you say? Rs. 70 Iakhs.
Iwon't give you Rs. 70.
Getthis straight,youfooIs.
Ifthere is even a scratch on mytempo..
..then I'm bIowthe horn and break yourbones.
Listen up, kidnappers.
Don'tyou knowme?
No,why shouId I knowyou? Are you my brother-in-Iaw?
No.AtIeastintroduce me.
TaIk to the famous Inspector Rabrakha.
Listen up.
Returnthe girI otherwise Inspector Rabrakha wiII break yourbones.
PoIice is here.
HeIIo. -Come on, give the phone to me.
Come on..
TeIIthese tempo steaIers thatIwon'tpaythem apenny.
Inspector, pIease Iistento me.
MyfatherwiII notpay you andthese kidnappers..
..won'tIetme go withoutthe money.
ReaIIy? Then IwiII Iose my job.
No,you Iisten to me very carefuIIy.
There is a cupboard in myfather's room.
There is abIack tempo advertisementbag in it.
There is Rs. 70 Iakhs in it.
Bringthatand give them to these kidnappers. - Right.
Kidnappers wiII getthe money, IwiII come back home..
..and youwiII get aIIthe credit. -Great.
True.
God once again saved Rabrakha.
Itis my responsibiIity to bring yourdaughterback.
You shouId just sIeep in peace.
But sIeep ontime.
Eventhe wheat sapIings seem happythese days.
I had once written your name atthe pumping station.
WonderfuI. That's great.
What's wrong?
Sister Pooja, do you rememberwhat happened.. -Who is she taIkingto?
''You've Iostrespectin my eyes.''
''Nowhow shouId Ithink ofyou inthe same way?''
She was singingwith aIot of attitude. Show off.
Has she gone crazy?
WhiIe singingthe song she feII.
There is no one there.
Ghost!
Quiet. Quiet. Quiet.
Boondi, Ithink she is haunted by a ghost caIIed Pooja.
Brother.. -Yes?
Let's go to the sage and getit outforher.
Why shouIdwe bother?
As soon as we get Rs. 70 Iakhs, we'II getrid ofthistroubIe.
Yes, brother. Getrid ofher.
BaIbir, I hadtaken out Rs. 200fromthese Rs. 70 Iakhs..
..inthe morning,forfueI.
Keep quiet. Don'tteII anyone aboutit.
And you knowthatyou have to paythe tax to the poIice.
Here isthe tempo.
We have reached at the kidnapper's hideout.
Let's stop our BuIIet overhere.
Yes.
Come on, Iet's getready.
CarefuI, sir.
I'm okay.
Enternow.
Sir,there'sthe girI. ShaIIwe take heraIong?
No,we have given ourword thatwe'II pay Rs. 70 Iakhs.
From where didwe getthistroubIe?
Go, give itto her.
Here. - Here you go, sister. - Drink some tea.
Brother..
Thank God, brotheris here.
Sir,they are those athIetes.
This is brother's area.
Thatis why I wonderedwhy no dogs..
..bark nordoes any bird make a sound here.
Yourpower. - Brotherhas such a greathoId ofthis area.
Itis brother's job. -True.
Everyone inthis areais scared ofhim.
This areabeIongsto Rabrakha.
You guys have made me sad.
You guys are sportsmen. Why did you getinto this?
We haven't done any practice since Iastweek.
We thoughtitis ourbrother's area. Why don'twe do akidnapping here?
Sir,these new ones are a step ahead ofthe oId ones.
Theytake up ajob without any experience in it.
Enough oftaIking.
Give usthis bag and take this girI away. - No.
Isthe whoIe aboutitin? - No. - Keep quiet.
There are Rs. 200 Iess.
Sirhad purchasedfueIfor BuIIet.
Whatisthis, man! How wiIIwe give the missing Rs. 200?
Brother,this won'twork. -Then?
Stop acting Iike a cop and give usthe money.
Check. -I doubtifI have it.
BaIbir, I hardIy have any money.
Ijustmade some inthe morning.
How do we handIe them? You handIe them.
Brother,why are youtroubIing the poIice formere Rs. 200?
Take this bag andfinishthe job.
Brother,you are not gettingthis.
We won't getanythingfrom it.
We are in abigtroubIe.
Okay,you guys settIe this. I'm sitting outside, inthe tempo.
Bye, brother. Take care ofyourseIf.
You can Ieave, sister. - Bye.
Sir,you shouId Ieave. Why are youwastingtime?
Brother,you Ietthem go.
I know a shop nearthe post office.
I'II getyou 2 kiIos of chickpeas.
We can manage it.
Does he have kidney beans?
''I'II have yourname written on my ride, dear.''
''I'II have yourname..''
It's smooth. Iwish I couId keep it.
I swearI Iove it.
Nowwhat's wrongwith it?
Look,the spring came out.
Here, I've setit.
You shouIdtake care of such abeautifuIthing made by God.
Yes, of course. IwiII inthe future.
Bythe way, itis abeautifuIthing.
Thank you. No one has ever given me such a compIiment.
Hey, I amtaIking aboutthe tempo.
You are notan object.
IfeeIthatyou are interested inthe tempo business.
Itwas my dreamto get into the tempo business.
MyfamiIyforced me to jointhe poIice. -Okay.
Nowthatis what Rabrakhais..
Itwon't stop onthe way.
Mr. Rabrakha.. -Yes?
If destiny gives you a chance to startthe tempo business again?
HowwiIIyoufeeI aboutit?
Then I swear, Iive wiII be wonderfuI.
ShaIIwe Ieave? -Yes.
''God has made you so..''
''IfeeI Iike I shouId keep Iooking atyou.''
Dad!
Tempo!
Dad!
Dad! -Tempo!
Dad?
Oh God.
Tempos are Iuckierthan me.
OnIy someone speciaI can understand..
..aIost souI and a cop'sfeeIings.
Fathergothis daughter back andthe ownergothistempo.
Now Rabrakha's responsibiIityis over.
Bye.
CongratuIations, inspector.
You risked your Iife and saved Preeti.
Itwas easy.
Itjustrequired a smaIItheft.. -Theft?
He meanthe gets paidto catch thieves and kidnappers. -Okay.
Right? -Yes. Yes.
What eIse have Iwornthis uniformfor? To catch dogs?
See you. May God be with you.
''Be aIittIe unfaithfuI.''
''Leave me behindwith afew songs.''
''Be aIittIe unfaithfuI.''
''Leave me behindwith afew songs.''
''Cheatwith me and Ieave me.''
''Come on, make my Iife!''
''Be aIittIe unfaithfuI.''
''Leave me behindwith afew songs.''
''Be aIittIe unfaithfuI.''
''Leave me behindwith afew songs.''
''Then I'II ask formoney..''
''Then I'II ask formoney from myfriendsto buy Iiquor.''
''We'II gettogethereveryday, to fiIIthe void inthe heart.''
''FatherwiII scoId atme.''
''Getme thrown out ofmy house.''
''Be aIittIe unfaithfuI.''
''Tauntme such..''
''Tauntme suchthat I cannot sIeep atnight.''
''Songs shouId keep me companywhen I am aIone.''
''Getme the books on Shivafromthe Iibrary.''
''Be aIittIe unfaithfuI.''
''Leave me behindwith afew songs.''
''Cheatwith me and Ieave me.''
''Come on, make my Iife!''
''Be aIittIe unfaithfuI.''
''Leave me behindwith afew songs.''
''Be aIittIe unfaithfuI.''
''Leave me behindwith afew songs.''
Sister.. -Come on, Iet's go.
Sister,why did you stop?
The Iyrics ofthat songwere so nice.
Yes, sister. The songwhich I sang atthe fair?
''I'II dance ofjoy, myfriend.'' - No!
The songwhich thatboywas singing.
Ifthat song's Iyrist writes songsforyou..
..then you can become a veryfamous star.
Yes. That'strue, sister.
Butthat dacoit couId nothave writtenthat song.
But onIythat dacoit can teII us who wrote that song, right?
Yes.
That's right, sister. - Right.
Boondi..
Isteaready? -Yes, itis ready.
Here you go. -Give itto me, brother.
Pourit. - Here you go.
Listen.. -Yes?
It's aIittIe extra sweet. Don't scoId atme.
It's okay. It's notaprobIem.
It's okay ifitis sweeter, it shouIdn'thave Iess sugarin it.
Here, give some to heras weII.
Give itto her.
Brother.. -Yes?
Why don'tyou give itto her?
No, brother. Iwon't go there.
IfeIt scaredthe whoIe night.
As ifI sIeptIastnight.
I couId see the sacred figtree inthe courtyard.
Then?
We both shouId go?
We both bothers? -Yes.
Come on, Iet's go. -Yes. Let's go, my brother.
Boondi.. -Yes?
It's caIm since morning. There is no noise.
Otherwise by now she makes aIot ofnoise.
Itis possibIe thatIast night's ghosthas Iefther.
I pray ithas Iefther. - Let's go and check.
She is notinside. -Where did she go?
Brother, I hope she is nothanging onthe ceiIing.
Ghost!
Hey!
QuickIy openthe doorotherwise..
..I'II Iock the doorfrom outside and go to the poIice station.
Very good. - Bye, brother. - Boondi.
Look girI,we aren'tprofessionaI kidnappers. -Yes.
We gotinto this mess out of sheerdesperation. -Okay.
Ifyouwantto Ieave then you can go duringthe day.
Who is in ahurryto Ieave?
Tie my hands.
Youwere singing a very nice songthis morning.
You heard my song? -Yes.
What did you Iike in it? - Everything.
The tune is very sweet.
Andthe Iyrics are so fuII ofIife thatas if..
..the Iyristis very cIose to God.
Itmust've taken agesto bringthese words downto earth.
Anyway, don'ttax yourbrains much.
Youwon'tunderstandthis.
OnIywe artists can understandthis pain.
You justteII me who wrote this song.
WhatifI saythat I've writtenthis song?
Then I'II saythat dacoits cannotwrite songs.
TeII me the truth,who wrote it?
Someone I knowhas written it.
He is myfriend. - ReaIIy?
PIease introduce himto me. -IwiII.
ButyouwiII need to do somethingforme.
What?
You keep the food ready then I'IIthink aboutit.
Food?
To my dearestfatherwho Ioves histempos more than his daughters.
Ifyou are stubborn then Itoo am yourdaughter.
Ifyouforce me to marry BaIdev Tempo owner's son..
..then IwiII run awayfromthe house.
Yourdaughter, Sweetie.
Dear..
AfatherwiII aIways be afather.
Sweetie, I read yourIetter.
YouwiII have to marry BaIdev's son.
I cannot getmyseIfhumiIiated in ourtempo community.
I,too, cannotmyseIfbe humiIiated in myfriend circIe.
Fine then, two different communities..
..cannot survive togetherinthis house.
Take this. - Dad, I don'tneed yourmoney.
Notmoney, it contains yourcIothes.
Go and bIowthe horn with yourfriends.
Here IwiII bIow the horns ofmytempos.
Fine. I am going, dad.
Sweetie. Dad.. - No ''ifs orbuts dad''..
Youtoo shouIdforgetyourSharry..
..andfind yourseIf atempo Ioving guy and bIowthe horn.
She wants apoet.
And she wants atempo driver.
She cannot see apoetin me.
And I cannot see atempo driverin me.
Sharry,those Romeos have caIIed.
TaIk to them.
Boondi.. -Yes?
IfI answerthe phone those Romeos wiIItaIk. - Right.
TheywiII give me Rs. 70 Iakhs. -Yes.
Andthe Rs. 70 Iakhs wiII go to Makhan TempowaIa.
And Makhan wiII make me his son-in-Iaw. -Yes.
Andthe son-in-IawwiII have to take the responsibiIity ofthe tempos.
And I cantake the responsibiIity of onIy apen.
And an admirervaIues apen.
But she doesn'taccept the factthatit's my pen.
Pen?
Boondi.. -Yes?
Ifound an admirer. -Sharry!
We justIost Rs. 70 Iakhs.
I'II have go back to the guarding the isoIated viIIage streets..
..inthe dark night with abIanketby my side.
I'II have to face the same dog again.
I'II once again beat him withthe same stick.
God, I am so unfortunate.
Stay awake!
There is no vehicIe in sight.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Brother, can you drop me atthe Ranipur Bus Stop, pIease?
My pIace is aIso good.
Gas, stove, utensiIs, aIIthe comforts.
Oh reaIIy?
Ithink aIIthe comforts are avaiIabIe at RanipurpoIice station as weII.
Why don'twe go there instead? ShaII I make the caII?
Damn you! Go awayfrom here!
He wantsto take me to his house!
TeII me where itis!
''Sweetie, pIease answeryourphone.''
''Sweetie, pIease answer yourphone.'' - Lift. Lift. Lift.
Stop. Stop.
Stop.
Pradhan..
Are you asIeep? -Whatis it?
Look behind you.
They are the same guys.
Ifthink they are ready to getfooIed some more.
Come to me.
Hey..
Doesn't she Iook Iike the one we metatthe disco? -Yes.
Great. The AC bus owner is seeking Iift onthe road.
ShaIIwe got getherthen? -You don'tneedto ask twice.
This girI made me Iose my scooter. -Yes.
We shouId atIeastmake herpayforthe petroI.
Yes. -Yes.
Come on. -Okaythen, Iet's go.
'These boys are impossibIe.'
'They Iose theirmind as soon asthey see a girI.'
'It's okay. Come here.'
Hi! How are you guys! - EngIish.
Yeah, Iook. -ActuaIIy, my Mercedes gotpuncture atthe Iast crossroad.
Very bad. -Can you give me aIift tiIIthe next crossroad, pIease?
Yes, of course. - Forgetthe Iift, I'II name the tempo to you.
ButyouwiII have to sitbehind. - Behind? -Come.
My new stereo system is kept onthis seat.
Go and sitbehind. -It's notaprobIem. Thank you so much.
Come. Come in.
Be comfortabIe.
Let's go.
You Ieftyourcaroverthere?
A Iot ofincidents are taking pIacesthese days.
I have caIIed my dad.
He wiII sendthe driverin a BMW orAudi.
Oh reaIIy?
Ifitis so then why don'tyou putpetroI..
..worth Rs.1000-1200 in ourtempo. -Sure, IwiII.
YouwiII?
That's great.
Theytook my scooter atthe disco because ofyou.
ReaIIy? -Yes.
Ifyou give Rs. 8000-10000 and getmy scooterback..
The thing is, it cannot survive withoutme.
Sure, I'II getitback. -YouwiII?
Yes. - Brother, she is a very nice girI.
Good.
Ithink yourmotorcycIe is withoutpaperwork.
Sir, ifwe couId settIe it..
Sir, ifwe couId settIe itbetween ourseIves.. - Hey!
Shutup.
You are taIking about settIement in Inspector Rabrakha's area.
You are here to give. You aren't goingto getanything.
Listen BaIbir,whetherthe person in on a scooterora cycIe..
Even ifhe is onfoot, stop everyone andtake Rs.50-100.
We needto coIIect Rs. 70 Iakhs.
Because this is about Rabrakha's Iove..
Sorry, his honour.
Pradhan..
Doesn'the Iook Iike Rabrakha?
Rabrakha? Ithink he is coIIecting money atthe check post.
Yes. -Come, Iet's go and check. - Brother,this is aIimit.
Today,we'IIteach him aIesson.
AthIetes?
They are stiII driving a tempo aftertaking Rs. 70 Iakhs.
Looks Iike this is brother's area. - HeIIo, brother.
How are you, athIetes?
Brother, Iife's goodwith yourgrace. - Brother, it's yourgrace.
A girI! - No, no.
Anotherincidentin Inspector Rabrakha's area?
No, brother. -Thattoo bythe same peopIe.
Ithink they are introubIe, Sweetie.
You betterrun awayfrom here.
No, brother. She is yoursister-in-Iaw.
Yes. - Howmuch money wiIIyoutake to reIease her?
Brother,you knowthere is no money in kidnapping business.
This is brother's area so we thought we shouIdtake oversomething.
Yes. -This girI was accompanying us.
We were waitingfor the opportunity. -Yes.
Yes,yes. True.
You boys are right. -Yes.
This is abad profession.
You knowhow difficuIt itisto make peopIe pay.
Yes. PIease aIIowusto Ieave.
Didthe chickpeastaste good?
Hearthat.. - Brother,we have soakedthem.
We'II go back and cook them. -Yes.
Let's go. -Yes, Iet's go. - Bye.
What chickpeas?
We escaped! We escaped! -They have empIoyed suchfooIs!
Yes!
Oh no! - Damn!
The bird! - FIew away!
I don'tthink I'II evergetmy scooterback.
My petroI!
I'II buy apassforthe roadways and seIIthe piIIs inthe bus.
Don'tIose hope. Come on, Iet's go.
My scooter..
I stiII didn't getit.
Sister,the flatbreads are ready.
But don'tyouthink they are too thick?
They are okay.
They don't consider thin onesto be flatbreads.
Yes. -Yes.
Okay, I'II putbutter onthe flatbread..
You can make chutney.
Letitbe, Sweetie.
Don't getthese singIe men into ahabit ofhavingtastyfood.
TheywiII be introubIe Iater.
WonderfuI, how didwe manage to get so Iuckytoday?
Come,the food is ready.
Sister, you are being so nice today.
Can'tyou see? Sisteris sitting overthere.
Stupid.
Sorry, sister. Iwasn'tpaying attention.
It's okay. You can sithere. I'II go there and eat.
So sister, isthe musicaIfamiIy aIright?
Everyone'sfine. Iwasn'tkeeping aIittIe weII.
ButnowI amfine.
Look atthat. Nowwhy are you bowing? SisterIeft.
Brother, sisterIeft. -She Ieft?
Thank God.
Here, eat.
Yes?
You have giventhemfood.
Now ask thatIyrist's name. -Yes.
Justaminute.
Look, I've cookedfoodforyou.
ButyouteII me thatIyrist's name.
I spoke to him. - ReaIIy?
Yes. He was pIeased. He wrote these fewwordsforyou.
ReaIIy? -Yes.
The pen speaksto the ink ofIove..
This pen aIways eagerIy awaitsto meetyou..
WheneverIwrite aboutIove and beauty..
A muse Iike you is desperateIy needed bythe pen..
Oh my!
Whathave you done, dad!
Whathave I done?
You gave abagfiIIed with my cIothesto Sweetie.
Oh no. Myhorn isn'tbIowing and you are worried aboutyourcIothes.
My cIothes.
BiIIu,they have hadthree chickens and 2 bottIes ofIiquor.
Ask them do they have moneyto paythe biII.
Virender, can IteIIyouthe truth? -TeII me.
I'm hoIding a drink. There's nothing greaterthanthat, right?
No, no, no.
You Iook Iike Dharmendra.
Hearthat. Seedo from our viIIage had saidthe same thing.
ReaIIy? -She ran away in4 months.
TeII me something, why don'tyou go to Mumbai?
Tryworkingthe movies.
Then itwiII be..
Virenderweds Priyanka Chopra.
Wow.
Shutup. Do I Iook Iike afooIto you?
Yes.
Virenderweds Miss. Sweetie. -GetIost.
Miss. Sweetie.
Brother, inthis verytempo your brotherwiII getMiss. Sweetie's repIy.
Hey.. -Yes.
Don't gettoo hyper. Late you mightask forpowerpiIIsfrom me.
Have you seen yourface? ForgetIooking Iike Dharmendra..
..you don'tIook anywhere cIose to his naiIs.
Firstyou praise and then you abuse. You scoundreI.
Shutup.
Hey..
Ifyouwantto sit here any Iongerthen..
..apartfromthe biIIforfood you'II have to pay Rs. 500 more.
Then you cantake Rs. 500.
Showhim what's inthe bag.
He doesn'tknowwhat uncIe has inthe bag.
Getit,then.
We can buy yourrestaurant. You are troubIing usfor Rs. 500.
We have bundIes of 1000 rupee notes.
Whatisthis? -CIothes?
Ithink uncIe brought aunt's bag by mistake.
From where didwe getaunt's cIothes?
I've aIready Iostmy scooter.
Nowyou cantake whatever youwantfrom histempo.
He has Iights inthem, butthe stereo system is aIso new.
Gone.
It's okay. It's okay. - Brother..
Nowyou knowhowitfeeIs.
Let's go. Let's go.
ShaII I say something? I usedto spend on yourbirthdays.
I usedto pay yourshopping biIIs.
Andtoday,when I need heIp none ofmyfriends have time forme?
No one can heIp me?
Wow.
I'd neverimaginedthat aII ofyouwiII be so seIfish.
Chinky. I'II caII Chinky.
CaIIwhomeveryouwantto, no one wiII heIp you.
How doesthis concern you?
Itoo justIeftmy house.
I've caIIed aII myfriends.
None ofthem is answering my caIIs.
Everyone here is so seIfish.
Why did you run away?
MyfamiIywasforcing me to getmarried.
Do youthink I can aIIow anyone to force me?
Itoo have the same probIem.
Do you have ahandkerchief?
Yes, I have ahandkerchief butyouwiII dirtyit.
And my motherisn't here to wash itforme.
I'II have to wash it.
I don'tknowwhy I even bothered.
Money instead of cIothes?
Money? -Oh, my God. My dad Ioves me aIot.
Instead of cIothes he sent me awaywith Iots ofmoney.
PIease forgive me, dad. ItroubIed you aIot.
I amfeeIing very sorry.
Even I amfeeIing very sorry.
My mothertoo was giving me an enveIope.
Ithink there must've been money in it.
I am sure itmust've contained money.
Heed my advice, youtoo shouId go back home.
You know, no one can Iove us more than ourparents.
Sweetie.
Jassi.
Oh no, everything otherthan the horn seemsto be notworking.
Dad..
Have you had enough?
Money can make anyone misstheirfather.
Dad, I have understood.
Money is not enoughto Iive Iife.
You need aIotmore things.
I didwhatIthoughtwas right.
Afteryou Ieft PreetitoId me whatmistake I had made.
Dad, pIease forgive me.
I've made a very big mistake.
I couId neverunderstand you.
You have made amistake, dear.
It's okay. Iwas haste because Iwas angry.
Butyou shouId've opened the bag before Ieavingthe house.
IfIwanted I couId've brought everythingwith money.
ButI didn'tbuy anything.
You have bIownthe righthorn forthe firsttime in yourIife.
Anyway,what'sthe use of spending money unnecessariIy?
You aIready have everything.
Dad, I agree to yourcondition.
I am even readyto marry anyone you ask me to.
ReaIIy?
You have bIownthe horns ofmy heart.
My nice chiId.
I am so proud ofyou.
Go and rest.
And onthe way, keep this bag in Preeti's room.
She too shouId be happy.
Okay? -Okay, dad.
''Today, I didn't steaIfrom anywhere.''
''Today, I didn't..''
''I'II getaIIthe money soon..''
''Soon..''
Where is she?
Keep quiet. Keep quiet.
Come overhere.
Whatare you doing overhere?
Fromthe time I have gotyou reIeased by givingthem Rs. 70 Iakhs..
I swearbythe DGP, I aIways keep worrying aboutrepIying yourmoney.
Butnow don'task me howmany peopIe..
..Inspector Rabrakhahas troubIedto getthis money.
Oh my God, you broughtaIIthe money back?
I knewthatyou are very nice.
Can I say something? -Yes.
There is no one nicer than you inthis area either.
ReaIIy? -Yes.
Bye.
-Yes.
He can drive atempo. He is anice persontoo.
And I Iike him as weII.
Iwrite to endthe pain.
But sometimesthe pages end and sometimesthe ink.
Ithas been haIf an hour.
Myfriend had come here.
The poet.
Thatidiot couIdn'tfind anythingto eIse to write on..
..hence he wrote onthe waIIwith coaI.
The one who wrote hisfeeIings onthe waIIwith coaI..
He is boundto be someone crazy.
Today Ifound outthat even dacoits can be poets.
''There is Iove inthe heart.''
Now shouId I address you as a dacoit orapoet?
''There is Iove inthe heart.''
''There is Iove in the heartforsure.''
''The book of songs doesn't fiII up withoutany reason.''
''There is Iove in the heartforsure.''
''The book of songs doesn't fiII up withoutany reason.''
''I don't say so, GaIib has saidthis.''
''The book of songs doesn't fiII up withoutany reason.''
''There is Iove in the heartforsure.''
''The book of songs doesn't fiII up withoutany reason.''
''There are some poems inthe book.''
''They have been canceIIed and rewritten.''
''There is Ioads of emotion in it.''
''There are some poems inthe book.''
''They have been canceIIed and rewritten.''
''There is Ioads of emotion in it.''
''The reasonforwhichthe hearthas poured unto these pages.''
''The book of songs doesn't fiII up withoutany reason.''
''There is Iove in the heartforsure.''
''The book of songs doesn't fiII up withoutany reason.''
''There is Iove in the heartforsure.''
''The book of songs doesn't fiII up withoutany reason.''
''I don't say so, GaIib has saidthis.''
''The book of songs doesn't fiII up withoutany reason.''
Here you go, ourChaghu's speciaItea.
It's much better than yourCafAc CafAc Day.
Itis indeed very nice.
But Sharry, myfatheris right.
We need someone who can drive atempo.
Okay. Ithink you have found someone.
ActuaIIy, I came here to teIIyouthat.
I have found someone who canfuIfiI myfather's dreams.
Then what orders do you have forme?
You can become an accountantat some shop.
Anyway no one is going to Iistento yourpoetry.
It's not so, madam.
Itoo have someone who admirers my poems.
She enjoys Iisteningto them.
Oh reaIIy? Then both ofyou have the same nature.
Damn right. She Iikesto sing.
Wow. Then you both are so simiIar.
Yes. But she is aIittIe crazy.
Hey,what eIse do you need?
Nowit seems Iike your natures are justthe same.
Do one thing, quickIy getmarried.
There is aprobIem.
She has Iosthermind.
She aIways sees Miss. Pooja around her.
She keepstaIking to heraII day Iong.
ReaIIy? Sharry, heed my advice.
Try making hermeet the reaI Miss. Pooja.
Perhapsthatmight cure her. -Miss. Pooja?
From where do I gether?
She charges Rs. 7.5 Iakhs pershow.
And separateIyfor the music pIayers.
Oh damn.
When wiII I use those two Romeos?
Buddy..
Eitheryou orI know.. -Yes.
They don'tknowthat this bag contains cIothes.
You are right. Let's stuff some paper in itand add some fake ones ontop.
Andfromthose kidnappers we wiII bring back yourbrother's..
Sister-in-Iaw.
Shutup. -You shutup.
Shutup. -I knowyourcharacter!
I knowwho you are!
Buddy..
Sharry,the guys who are getting Rs. 70 Iakhs mustbe good.
We shouId've taken some weapon.
My pen is weapon, Boondi.
Hats offto you.
I'II run away. You can poke them withthis pen.
I have sIipperstoo.
YouwiII hitthem, my brother?
Hitthem, right! I broughtfor Rs. 275.
I'II run away.
Brother, Ithink they are here. -They are here.
JaiIi,from whatangIe do they Iook Iike kidnappers?
They don't even Iook Iike hired heIp ata grocery.
Stay here.
I'II sIap them and ask forMiss. Sweetie's whereabouts.
Don't get shotbecause of acting oversmart.
Such peopIe aIways carry pistoIs withthem.
Isthatright?
You sure? -Sure.
Come on, Iet's go.
Here you go, Rs. 70 Iakhs.
These are justpieces ofpaperforme,you idiots!
Oh damn, how did he know?
You Iook Iike apauper. -GetIost.
They don'tthink we wiII have Rs. 70 Iakhs with us.
Let'staIk to them. - Brother,what do youwantnow?
Listento me very carefuIIy, boys.
Moneywon't suffice.
Do youwant Sweetie to Iive? -Yes. -Yes.
Then kidnap Miss. Pooja and bring herhere.
Which Miss. Pooja? From Chona? -The PetroI girI?
''Yourfriendtook a cartripIe zero one. Be brave, myfriend.''
''We have endured aIot ofthreats.''
This record doesn't seemto stop, brother.
We don'tknow aboutthat.
She musthave done it on a Sunday.
Right. - Right.
Miss. Poojahas taken aIot ofwork.
Brother, Ithink itis difficuIt to getMiss. Pooja. -Yes, brother.
Pawan Kumarifrom ThuriwiII do?
Brother, removesthe dents weII. She is great.
I don'twantherto remove dents.
Why do youwantMiss. Poojaforthen?
PistoI. - Don'tjoke. - Do whatyou have beentoIdto do.
Let's go, brother. -Miss. Pooja.
PistoI? - Let's go.
Whathave we gotten ourseIves into? - Hop on.
Go. Get going.
WhatwiIIwe do now? -I don'tknow.
From where wiIIwe getMiss. Pooja?
From where did Miss. Pooja come into the picture?
They scared us coming on a Luna.
Virender, my brother.
Yes, brotherJatinder.
Howis yourIightbusiness? -Itis doing great.
Itis much betterthanthis mess.
Then why did you gettrapped into this?
You shouId starta catering business and enjoy Iife.
You are absoIuteIy right, brother. -Yes.
Youtoo shouId stop seIIingfake piIIs.. -Yes.
And open anice medicaI store. -AbsoIuteIy. You are right.
You are right. Best ofIuck. -Miss. Sweetie?
I don'twanther.
Miss. Pooja.. -Miss. Pooja..?
I'm not getting her. -Sure? -Sure.
Good Iuck. -To youtoo.
Brother,whetherit's aprayer meet ora coIIege function..
..ifyou need Miss. PoojaitwiII costyou Rs. 5 Iakhs.
Youwantme to reduce the rates?
Brother, ifyouwant to reduce the price then..
..arrange foryourown sound, I'II reduce one Iakh rupees.
It's notpossibIe for arupee Iessthan Rs.4 Iakhs.
PIease don't caII me back.
PeopIe have made me crazy.
I've made so many peopIe famous.
Who made DaIjit? -You did.
I made Gippy GrewaI as weII. -Okay.
Who are you?
I am Miss. Pooja'sfan. WiIIyou getherto meetme?
You are herfan? -Yes.
Look there is one more Iike you.
Look,the teais here. Give me the tea. Hey..
He is strange. -Go and sit overthere. Go.
He won'tback off.
Hey..
You have come here forcatering?
You mustbe here to provide firstaidto Miss. Pooja.
JaiIi Pradhan..
Let's getto work.
Then Iet's go and kidnap Miss. Pooja.
''Pay attention, boys. Don'tignore the warning.''
''It's iIIegaI.''
''Don'tmake noise and attractattention.''
''Pay attention, boys. Don'tignore the warning.''
''It's iIIegaI.''
''Don'tmake noise and attractattention.''
''Life is precious, don'tIetit go waste.''
''I'm here to kiII..''
''I'm here to kiII, getyourseIfinsured.''
''Ma'am,you are hot!''
''Where are you going?''
''You seemfastto us, Iike ared Ferrari.''
''Come, sit cIose to us. There shouIdn'tbe any gap between us.''
''Otherwise girI, we wiII have you kidnapped.''
''Mom started doubted me when I asked appIying makeup.''
''I Iookedfairerand mywaist seemed more sIender.''
''Mywaist seemed more sIender.''
''Seemed more sIender.''
''Mom started doubted me when I asked appIying makeup.''
''I Iookedfairerand mywaist seemed more sIender.''
''By God, Itake good care ofmyseIf.''
''I'm here to kiII..''
''I'm here to kiII, getyourseIfinsured.''
''Boys, Iwas bannedfrom waIking onthe streets.''
''FromAmritsarto America, everyone became myfan.''
''Everyone became myfan.''
''Everyone.''
''Boys, Iwas bannedfrom waIking onthe streets.''
''FromAmritsarto America, everyone became myfan.''
''Boys, Itoo wantabrave, handsome young man.''
''I'm here to kiII..''
''I'm here to kiII, getyourseIfinsured.''
Nonu,tryto understand. Letmadam come outside.
Then IwiIItaIk about the prayermeeting.
Madam is here.
Madam, Iwas saying, I gota caIIfrom Phagwara.
Theywantto organise aprayermeeting.
He seems poor, I saywe shouId do itforfree.
Watch out, Mr. Ganesh.
Lasttime you made me sing hymns on Ram Naumiforfree.
And youtook Rs. 4 Iakhsfromthe organisers.
Right? - No, ma'am. You are mistaken.
Nowadays one often gets mistaken inthisfieId ofwork.
Miss. Pooja, I am abigfan ofyours.
How aboutaphotograph? -Miss. Pooja..
We saved money and boughtatempo. -Yes.
Yes. -Ifyou cIick afew photos on ourtempo.. -Yes.
We wiII be honoured. -Yes.
Tempo? -Yes.
Miss. Pooja? Photo? -Yes.Why?
TaIk aboutIimousine orMercedes. Whatkind ofwork are you into?
Mr. Ganesh, pIease keep quiet.
I cannot disappointmyfans. -Yes.
I am Miss. Poojabecause ofthem.
TeII me,where do you wantto cIick the photos?
Heard her, Mr. Ganesh? -Overthere.
There's ourtempo. - Listento me. -Come with us.
Yes, itis white, Iike the cIouds.
Have aIook, madam.
We have puta speciaI seat onthe tempo. -Yes.
Ifyou cIick the photo sitting on itthen itwouId Iook great, right?
Come. -Come on.
Come on.
Getthe camera. -Getthe camera.
You didn't getit?
It's okay. Mr. Ganesh.. -Yes?
CIick theirphoto. -WiIIyou emaiI itto us?
Yes, IwiII.
PIease cIick ourphotos now, Ganesh.
CIick them. -Am I inthe frame? Check.
Am I inthe frame? -Yes. SmiIe, brother.
No, brother.A IittIe higher.
Yes. Look.. -Yes.
Brother, I cIicked it.
Let's go,Virender. -Mr. Ganesh.
Bye. -They have taken madam.
They shouId have aIso taken herphone.
''This is amission forIove.'' - Bye.
Listen, stop the tempo.
Whatis wrongwith myfans? Stop the tempo.
Oh, my God.
HeIIo. Someone heIp me.
HeIp!
HeIp! Someone heIp me!
PIease heIp me. -She is so beautifuI.
I am Miss. Pooja. - Doesn't she Iook Iike Miss. Pooja?
Yes, she Iooks Iike Miss. Pooja.
Madam,we are yourhuge fan. Madam!
Yes,fans. Okay.
They have kidnapped me.
Kidnap!
''This is amissionforIove, dear.''
Are you shootingforamovie? -It's nota shooting.
Which movie are you shootingfor? -They have kidnapped me.
''I'm stubborn and you are a tempting singIe.'' - PIease heIp me.
They have kidnapped me. -She has otten deep into the character.
Yes, man.
Don'tyou understand? They have kidnapped me.
PIease heIp me. PIease.
''You are atempting singIe.''
She screams aIot. We shouId getrid ofherquickIy.
Stop righthere. Stop. Stop. It's here.
That's it. That's it. - Let's get out. - HeIp! HeIp!
HeIp!
Enough, madam. PIease keep quiet.
Madam,we didn'tbring you here to perform.
We have kidnapped you.
PIease don't give your performance overhere.
QuietIy come down. - Kidnapped? -Yes, kidnapped.
Whatnonsense isthis?
You couIdn't getanything better than atempo to kidnap me in?
You couId've atIeast gotaMarutiVan.
Madam,you are not getting it.
We won't getanything fromthis kidnapping.
Withthe budget we have be gratefuI..
..thatwe didn't bring you here onfoot.
Take me back rightaway.
Madam, quietIy go inside.
There are aIot of fans Iike us overhere.
Like you guys? -Yes.
TheywiII gather here Iike vuItures.
Yes. - Let's go inside. -Come on. -Oh my God.
Thank God. -We got saved.We got saved.
None ofthe fans sawme.
Mr. Kidnapper..
PIease come outside.
Great.
Thisfluke worked!
They have actuaIIy kidnapped Miss. Pooja.
Here, brother. Take care ofyourMiss. Pooja.
Andwhere is ourgirI?
I've seen you on TVanumberoftimes.
ButI cannotrecognise you.
Ifyou singthe song..
''Yourfriend has brought the cartripIe zero one..''
''..be brave, myfriend.'' ''We have endured aIot ofthreats.''
Then my doubtwiII get cIeared.
HeIIo, I am kidnapped. -True.
I am nothere to perform.
Andthen, brother, nowadays the artists can't sing Iive.
She Iip-syncs on CDs.
Brother, keep herand give us ourgirI. -Yes.
Excuse me, I aIways sing Iive.
Listento this, brother.
''We have stayed oppressed and endured humiIiationforIong.''
''We'IIfree you by seIIing some Iand.''
''Be brave, myfriend.''
''We have endured..''
''We have endured aIot ofthreats.''
''Be brave, myfriend.''
''We have endured aIot ofthreats.''
Amazing. -Amazing.
She broughtthe pIace to Iife.
God bIess you, boys.
TeII me,what do youwant?
Brother, I Iostmy scooter because ofyourkidnapping.
Ifyouwantto give something then give me your Luna.
I cannot survive withoutit.
Luna? -Yes.
LunabeIongedto Mithu. I had borrowed itforafew days.
He hastaken itback.
Ijusthave anumberIess cycIe.
Letme knowifyouwantit.
Yes, brother. Ifyou couId showme the cycIe..
You know Boondi.. -'Whathave I gotmyseIfinto!'
Myfriend. -Yes.
He gotajob atthe ATM. He hastaken itwith him.
Heard it. It's nothere.
Who is screaming outside?
She spoiItthe mood.
Come on, sister. Let's teach heraIesson. - Let's go.
You guys are having a conversation!
Have you broughtme here to repairfans? - No.
Heardthat,friend. Iwantthe cycIe. You knowI Iostmy scooter.
True. Butmyfriend hastakenthe cycIe.
You shouId have checked.. - Look,yourfans.
They came here very quickIy.
We have broughtMiss. Poojahere.
Now give ourgirI back to us. -Miss. Sweetie is mine.
No, she is mine. -Whatis aIIthis commotionfor?
Sister!
You are here as weII as inside?
Sister.. -Sister?
This is amiracIe. -MiracIe?
You are attwo pIaces at one time. -Two pIaces?
AnotherIunatic? - Howis Miss. Poojahersister?
Which mentaI asyIum have I entered into?
Sister, I knewit. You are a genius.
Are you crazy?
I didn't go inside.
You are not crazy.
Miss. Pooja, she had an iIIusion.
ActuaIIy she can see you aII around her.
That's whywe have broughtyou here.
We? We both broughtherhere.
What do you mean by an iIIusion?
Sister,youwere aIways with me.
No, Iwas neverwith you.
ReaIIy?
Howisthis possibIe?
How couId I have such abig iIIusion?
This mean I am reaIIy crazy.
Sweetie..
Ifyou are crazythen IfeeI..
..that someone crazy must've made this worId.
No one otherthan you couId understand myfeeIings.
Ifyou are crazy then Itoo am crazy.
Ithink aII artists are crazy.
Ithink you are that crazy person..
..who can make this crazy person's dreams come true.
None ofthem are crazy.
We are the ones who are crazy.
We kidnapped Pooja. -Yes.
Brothertook ourgirI. -Yes.
Let's go. - Let's go.
''It's useIessto hope thatyouwiII everbe mine.''
''Big hunters have attracted you, with sweet songs.''
We get defeatedwherever we invest ourheart.
You are inauspicious.
You keep bumping into me astroubIe.
Right, brother.
From now, my girIfriends wiII be mine. -Yes.
And yourchicks wiII be yours. -Sure.
Henceforth we won't come in each other's way. -Yes.
Ithink you are in shock.
You knowI cannot survive withoutit.
You?
Sweetie? -Jassi?
So,what did you getinthe bag?
There was Iemon pickIe inthatbag.
Anyway, I decidedto getmarriedto the girI..
..chosen by myfamiIy. -Oh reaIIy?
And ifI knewthatyou are uncIe BaIdev's son..
Then perhaps IwouIdn't have run awayfromthe house.
Oh reaIIy?
FIowers?
Thank you.
''This is amissionforIove.''
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.''
''This is amissionforIove.''
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.''
''This is amissionforIove.''
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.''
''This is amissionforIove.''
''I'm stubborn and you are atempting singIe.''
Why are so many peopIe standing overhere?
HeIIo.Justaminute, brother.
Mybrotheris changing his cIothes inside.
Isthis apubIictoiIet?
Iwantto get some money by bIowingthe horn.
ItwiIItake justtwo minutes. Get out, brother.
Who is inside?
Brother, is he Sharry Mann, the 'YaarAnmuIIe' guy?
He is myfriend. -Mr. Mann,you change yourcIothes here?
No. I came from a showin Bhatinda.
Okay. -Myfriend Boondi caIIed me up.
He said Iet'stake around of ourviIIage onthe cycIe.
That's why I came here.
Where is my manager? Manager! -Yes, brother?
Take the cIothesfromthe ATM.
Keep them inthe car. -Okay, brother.
And you shouId reach home inthree and ahaIfminutes.
Done, brother. - Don'twaste time on Facebook.
Done. Done, brother. -Okay. Bye, brother.
Bye. - Bye.
Let's go. -This is caIIedfriendship.
He Iefthis BMW here andwent on hisfriend's cycIe foraround.
BIowthe horn.
Who broughthimthis BMW? -I did.
I amthe one who made aIIthe stars.
DaIjit, Gippy..
''Out of 24 hours, 23 hours are kept spare.''
''Forthe rest ofthe time, we say aprayer.''
''Out of 24 hours, 23 hours are kept spare.''
''Forthe rest ofthe time, we say aprayer.''
''We don'task foraIot. Give us just3-4 things.''
''Give us abungaIow and a car.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us a girI who is Iike toffee.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us abungaIow and a car.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us a girI who is Iike toffee.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''The carshouId be automaticthat itraces as we step onthe gas.''
''The girI shouId be so sweet, that she meIts inthe mouth.''
''It's okay ifyou give just one bungaIow..''
''..butit shouId be in Chandigarh.''
''IfpossibIe it shouId be adjoining a girI's coIIege.''
''You can keep a waII in between.''
''Give us abungaIow and a car.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us a girI who is Iike toffee.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us unIimitedweaIth.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us a girI who is Iike toffee.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Enough cashto spIurge on Iove..''
''Enoughto foothershopping biIIs andto take heroutforsightseeing.''
''Enoughto go to restaurants, cafes and cIubs.''
''Enoughto buyfueI wheneverwe wantto.''
''Give us a governmentwhich bringsthe fueI prices down.''
''Give us abungaIow and a car.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us a girI who is Iike toffee.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us money and Iove.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us a girI who is Iike toffee.''
''Give us abungaIow and a car.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us a girI who is Iike toffee.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us abungaIow and a car.''
''Give it. Give it. Give it.''
''Give us a girI who is Iike toffee.''